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So,
you want to see if you've got what it takes to make it
on stage. Before you head out for the limelight, let's
make sure you're ready, ok?
Playing
in a band is about more than making good music. After
all, even though we say we play music, we call it the
music business. In order to be successful, you'll need
to be business-like in your approach to playing live.
What follows are the basics of approaching live performance
in a business-like manner. Learn these simple guidelines
and you stand a much better chance of being asked back
to the club you're about to storm.
A
band leader once offered this sage advice: "if you
can show up on time, stay in tune and not get too drunk,
you'll play as often as you want." While it's not
quite that simple, these are three things that are of
paramount importance so let's look at them first.
Be
on Time
This is a no-brainer. Show up to the gig no later than
load-in time. If possible, leave for the gig somewhat
early in case of traffic, car trouble or a hold-up at
your favorite convenience store. Fill up your tank before
you head out on a long drive so you don't run out of gas
on that long, lonely road. If you get to the gig early,
always check with the staff before loading in. Sometimes
there are strict times set aside for loading equipment.
Stay
in Tune
Another no-brainer. If you don't have a tuner, buy one
now. At the very least, tune before each set. If possible,
run your tuner as part of your rig so you can check tuning
between songs if need be. It won't matter how fast you
can play, or how many bassists you can sound like if your
G string is always a quarter step flat.
Stay
Sober
Or, at the very least, relatively so. If you want to party
with your friends and get sloppy drunk, invite them over
to your basement and play/drink to your heart's content.
But if you're playing for an audience, they didn't come
to see you make a fool of yourself. And your band mates
aren't going to be impressed with the way you missed every
chorus of every song. Unless they're drunk, too. In which
case you're in the wrong band.
Once
you've committed yourself to the three keys, as I call
them, you can move on to the next items.
Have
Transportation
Your car should not be on its last legs, leaving you (and
others) to worry about whether you can actually make it
to the gig. Also, it never hurts to have some brake fluid,
transmission fluid, a quart or two of oil, etc. in case
something happens at 2 in the morning. You do want to
get home, don't you?
Maintain
Your Gear
Your bass, amp and accessories are your tools. You wouldn't
expect a carpenter to show up at your house with faulty
tools. Why should you show up to a gig with sub-par equipment?
If anything is broken, fix it. If it needs maintenance,
get it done. No excuses. This is your livelihood.
Get
Your Gig Bag Together
A gig bag holds all your cords, spare parts, strings,
etc. If you don't have one already, get one and fill it
up.
Be
Nice
You might think it's cool to have a snotty attitude with
your friends. And if they'll tolerate it without breaking
your nose, no problem. But the staff at clubs, concert
halls, etc., aren't your friends. They don't think you're
cool. They see twenty or thirty bands a month and, believe
me, you probably don't impress them. (They can be very
jaded, ok? It isn't always your fault.) Treat staff courteously.
Use please, thank you, may I, could you help me and other
respectful phrases. You and your band have a much better
chance of being asked back for a future gig if you learn
to treat people with respect - even if they don't deserve
it.
Do
What the Boss Tells You
And do it without argument. Set the drums up in the bathroom?
Sure, no problem. Turn all the amps down? OK, how's this?
First and foremost, you have to please the person handing
you the money. So stop crying and get it done. Afterwards,
if the gig was a nightmare and the money didn't make it
worth the trouble, don't play there again. And do other
bands you know a favor by warning them.
Set
a Clean Stage
Like it or not, live performance is a visual medium, as
much as it is about the music. Your stage should be as
clean and organized as possible. Group cords together
whenever possible. Hide the drum and guitar cases. Use
black Gaffer's Tape instead of silver duct tape. Once
set up is complete, step back into the room and look at
your stage. Is anything out of place? If so, fix it now.
Dress
Like You Mean It
Obviously, in certain styles, this is going to be a very
fine distinction. However, there is a difference between
the dirty, ragged jeans you wore when loading in and the
ragged jeans with the strategic holes you wear during
your performance. Your band should have a unified look;
not uniforms (unless you're on the show circuit) but coordinated.
If one member is all slicked up, another is in jeans and
the third in shorts and no shirt, you run the risk of
looking amateurish. Get your act together and dress like
you're a band, not a bunch of know-nothings that just
walked in off the street.
Get
Out Fast
Once your gig is over, get out and go home. That cute
bartender really doesn't want to stick around an extra
hour while you get drunk, tell her lies, and hit on her.
Sure, take a few minutes to catch your breath. Then, pack
your stuff and load it out. Then, and only then, can you
sit down and have a nightcap. If the staff gives even
the slightest signal that you've overstayed your welcome,
smile, thank them, and say goodnight.
These
are the bare minimum requirements for acting professionally.
And, if you want to be a professional musician, you'd
better get used to them. If you aren't willing to be business-like,
don't expect anyone to do business with you. On the other
hand, there are countless bands playing several nights
a week that aren't outstanding musicians. They play well
enough to get by. And they make up for their lack of musical
ability by being consummate professionals. How wonderful
it will be for you if you can do both extremely well.
Above
all, Keep Thumpin'!
©2004
- Lane Baldwin, Reprinted with permission of the author
from laneonbass.com
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